“mediocre”...you’re funny.

It happens every year that an unranked team beats a top 10 team. You take that fluke loss out of their resume, and OSU has more quality wins with only 1 loss to the current #2 team.

“Bama has clearly been a better team...”

Lost by double digits to the #2 team (and more than likely the soon to be national champ). The Iowa loss was a 1 in a million thing. Oh well. It will be nice to see Alabama get the shit kicked out of them by Clemson instead of OSU.

I agree.....

“historically short”

When they make the Matt Lauer made for TV movie on Lifetime, I want them to catch the horror on the faces of the actresses faces when they turn around in their chairs to see the “push to exit” button on Matt’s door.

Amazon will install it for $220. I’m sure Matt Lauer has $220.

I know I’m going to get roasted for saying this, but I bet some of those women wanted a relationship with him (maybe getting married to him and getting rich), and when they found out what a man whore he was (or that he didn’t want what they wanted)...cried sexual harassment.

Just do a side pee. You’ll have to aim a little better, but you’ll be even with the toilet.

I’m surprised the article wasn’t “Trump has tremendous round of golf. Out drives Tiger on the back nine. Gets 3 Eagles....the 3 that are still alive, to join him in the clubhouse for steak and ketchup.”

Skyline is not that bad (granted, I only eat it every 3 months or so). I don’t know where they get the “cinnamon overboard” thing. I barely taste any in it. If you guys are gonna dog on Skyline, I’ll dog on In-n-Out. Now that is the worst shit that barely passes for a hamburger that I’ve ever tasted. The burgers at my…

Amazingly, 99% of the two dozen reviews I read on the stud-less wall mount have the people saying they screwed it in to a stud.

Amazingly, 99% of the two dozen reviews I read on the stud-less wall mount have the people saying they screwed it in…

You know why that ultra fit is only $15...because they overheat and shut off when you try to use them on a USB 3 port.

You know why that ultra fit is only $15...because they overheat and shut off when you try to use them on a USB 3…

In 7 more years, she can date Roy Moore.

As soon as you’re done dropping your deuces, flush them down. That way, if it does clog, you won’t have a TP & shit sandwich.

But...but...Apple.

Jesus you weirdos. Does eating dead mammal flesh once a year really kill the whole vegan thing?

I used 3m spray adheisive. I didn’t even remove the headliner. I just sprayed it on, then rolled it with a foam roller. I mean it was going to soak through that thin fabric anyway....why take it out to do it? It worked like a charm in my 1994 XJ. Lasted at least 5 years (until I sold it).

Especially not in one of the San Francisco public toilets.