That’s Beetleguise to you.

Yeah. The one liners feel really out of place. Especially since it’s supposed to be 400 years in the future. They are using “now” jokes. Pretty sure the crew doesn’t remember shit that happened 400 years ago.

Nah. I would say more voyager. TNG was too serious. VOY not so much (with the doctor, Tom Paris, and Harry Kim).

If your gender was not mentioned, I would have bet my paycheck that a chick wrote that article. So he’s a sexist pig. He’s still a good writer.

I’m a big Trek fan, but how could you not pick the Total Recall one?

It is really difficult for a man NOT to look at bare breasts.

Almost everyone I know is exclusively on Android.

It can be used with the most popular smartphone, so there’s that.

Yeah...like all NFL players SHOULD now take a knee during the anthem as a middle finger to Trump and the NFL. I’m pretty sure if they start suspending everyone, we’ll be watching teams play like the Browns every game.

He couldn’t save our economy.

Fake News. It probably happened last month, but Trump has the bullshit machine working overtime to pin it on Obama.

They actually meant that Google wants to buy 9 billion apples. Which, considering the weird shit they do, makes sense.

She’s quitting and they’re getting a man to replace her? Please tell me that’s it! Something tells me the FemWho experiment will fail.

These new Klingons are just awful. They have so much prosthetics and makeup on, they look stupid when they talk.

Hell, humans would eat each other if they were stuck in a room with no food.

Except they aren’t killing things for fuel. They are using the tardigrade, but they don’t kill it.

It may be possible that one of the Glenn’s blind jumps lead to the tardigrade coming aboard.

That don’t impress me much.

Well, at least now we know who all the retarded people in country are. Who the fuck lines up for hours for a nugget sauce? Oh I know, the ones that are selling them on ebay today.

So we’ll have to change the Fry “Take my money” meme to “Take my kidney”?