Well that's one less thing my future kids are going to need to learn how to do when they're young.

@FriarNurgle: Perhaps one of these is in order:

@mangoo: It's a conspiracy! Sound the alarm! They did on purpose! I found a golden ticket!

@Steve Williams: I see your pelican, and raise you an oily heron.

I'm sure since he didn't have access to modern consoles, they provided him with a nice NES.

This is bullshit! I absolutely hate Twilight, but still, arresting someone for less than 2 minute clips, against the legal counsel of the MPAA and the local Police? I hope she fucking wins.

@Leon: Two words: Vagina Dentata.

@Kaiser-Machead: That looks like the location of the next Scooby-Doo episode.

@lankysob: Just cutting out the middle-man. Or the power line.

The name sounds like the name of a Condom.

Good news everybody! I constructed a scale model clone of our world... in Legos!

In Soviet Russia, Barnes and Noble peruses you!

@snownpaint1: Double Entendre for the win. Someone give this person a promote. XD

@daveinmn: Or Altitude.

@Turkieshooter: Drink your soda in radioactive, cancer-inducing style. Fuck yeah.

@Skunky: Technology has advanced, and it was probably taken by a digital camera, unaffected by the radioactivity. XD

@Skunky: Uranium.

@Perl: Watari clearly disagrees.

@sulayman: I'd say it really depends on how much "Very Little" is in this article.

@sulayman: Pliability yes: [news.cnet.com]