@guitaraddict9: I want a FLAC.

The glowing blue lights... they're mesmerizing... must... not... look...

I think having your password accidentally collected is a good lesson in network security.

@ramthis: You mean Landmaster?

@Voldy1: Pretty soon: About the same time Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

@RabidMoose: GREAT SCOTT! NEEDS MORE JIGAWATTS!

@discounteggroll: It's... so mesmerizing...

@Formerly known as: This man speaks the truth.

This is as helpful as that Computer Troubleshooting Flowchart from XKCD :D

I would have loved this as a child. :(