No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

I was 12 when I realized my father was an asshole. One day these “kids” will grow up too.

Trumps’s like your unemployed cousin that you send to the store to get beer and smokes. You just know he’s going to fuck it up.

You mean Meg Trump.

They will clearly decide to fire Tiffany.

Damn! I missed them all and they (the ones I can see now) are so good.

perhaps. honestly, most of my intent was to see how many piano puns i could jam into his priggish behavior.

You’re giving him way too much credit here, what you’re describing (paying less for subpar/late service) is pretty standard in business dealings. Trump just shorted the guy because he knew he could, not because anything was lacking on the piano man’s end.

one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…

I’m hoping a whole bunch of similar business owners start telling their stories.

You’re underestimating how much his supporters REALLY REALLY want to have brown people know their fucking place again.

I think most of them are past that, they just won’t vote for “Killary” no matter what. The Trumpettes I know aren’t even making excuses any more and admit that he’s a terrible choice.

Trump is such a con artist. It’s amazing he’s taken it all the way to a Presidential campaign and people still buy it.

But look at what a brilliant businessman he is. He essentially “negotiated” a deal that got 30 grand knocked off the price of those pianos, and there was nothing the poor chump could do about it!

For someone who is a fan of the small business community, Trump certainly loves stiffing them.

This guy could seek revenge by strangling Drumpf with piano wire.

Well, the USA had a good run. We tried to have nice things, but it turns out there are simply too many of us willing to make each other miserable. Polls have tightened and I am already dreading the post debate where Trump is declared the winner for being able to stand and breathe at the same time.

CBS’s CEO, about this election;

Because at some point, you have to take a stand against the double standard for your own dignity and for the dignity of women who will come after you.