GWB gave everybody like five hundred bucks one time.

Yeah, this is about ribs, so spare us the long and short of it.

He's from ol' Ken-tuck-hee, though.

I admit, when I think "Illinois", I don't also think "ribs". Thanks for broadening my horizons, AVClub.

If you like it then you should've put an attribution on it.

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

I've never seen a Piels, but I've had the rest.

BUSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pretty good.

Er, excuse me — I came here for "the latest."

On what!

Dumpster Fire: (Get It?)

My ideas are too pure. I won't allow them to be tainted with so many votes and dollars.

I've had this once, the cheap & common brand. I've had cheap sakes maybe two or three times. And now that people here are bemoaning baijiu, I'd like to try it as well.

The whole wikileak election thing has a very etcetera-wave mood about it.

I'm thinking most millennials won't end up buying this car.

What's that other drink besides Faygo? The one with all the flavors?

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No.
No.
No.
I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. That's not what I meant at all.

Nice. Why does he switch to a green kazoo, though? Did the other wear out? Was it a trick of the lighting or render? I wanna know.