Looks susceptible to maybe being tangled up with a tow cable, like if you wrapped the cable around its legs several times, it would fall over and explode.

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Revolutions happen every day, etc. etc.. But, whatever the real "impact" or "implications" Gorillaz had, it has been one of my favorite pop projects in my lifetime.

Ich liebe kunst!

"Ohhhhhh Shenandoah, the pipes, the shaking barley…"

I don't want to Drive that far.

The Conjuring 2. Short-take: A little bloated compared to the first. Feels a little more like a cartoon or fun-house ride. No dolls. But if you liked the first, you'll probably get along with it.

The Millennial audience is growing because they keep changing the definition of "Millennial".

More like Trollflusterers

Always hidin'

What are your thoughts on corn syrup?

I've had only five hotdogs since yesterday afternoon. Will update as necessary.

Unsurprisingly, the Civil War was the deadliest ever for American soldiers. Maybe people don't like Vietnam, but Vietnam's contribution to the Memorial Pool is slight in comparison.

Yep, regardless of the downturn, I'd much rather work at a print publication with a mail room to filter out the daily death threats. Just so long as they don't filter out the European lottery winnings too.

That'd be, like, … a show show.

We need people willing to take risks and make a talk show into something other than a talk show, then advertise it as a talk show that isn't a talk show, and reel in those viewers looking for a talk show that isn't just another talk show.

Yep, got it from your hint.

So they finally settled on what "metal" is, then?

Guess I picked the wrong day to retweet dozens of jokes about Gucci Mane.

Silver Spoons, I think.