Comics Leashed
with Chelsea Handler

Sorry to break it to you this way: I cloned you twelve years from now.

who?

You don't have to tell me that. I'M HIM!

The founders never anticipated a world in which you can set up an LLC and launder money with a pocket-sized electronic device.

Listening to "Beat So Lonely", I'm not hearing much SRV.

I thought he seemed a little street, what with the tattoos and the wallet chains and the vocal slides.

Maybe he's been acting this whole time.

I knew the name from Dylan's band, but I had no idea he was a teen idol.

Yep. Sometimes Hammer films even end up on general compilations (that is, collections of movies not exclusively from Hammer). But then certain movies get solo release. It just seems very haphazard.

Can you believe no one has made a box set or multipack of all the Hammer Frankenstein movies? You have to buy like five different packages to get them all; or you have to download them. I don't get it. Maybe they figure anyone who'd actually want that is obsessive enough to buy all the extra movies. It might be worth…

Did you like Predators?

"Inhat Onhats" could be a regular feature.

China got sick of us using Sun Tzu, I guess.

Everybody's always so suspicious. It's probably just a typo they didn't catch.

I don't talk to losers who don't peddle their wares out of sketchy windowless vans.

If only you were a noisemaking fast food logo.

Or I could just visit literally any thrift or used book shop.

So you were saying you'd be on board for a Bolano blowup? Got it. Someone actually did a stage play of 2666, if you can believe it. He wrote some good stuff for sure, but I suspect he's (like, say, McCarthy) one of those writers who just don't translate so well to film. Probably comes down to the particular handlers,…

There was one Bolano movie. Your odd comment inspired me to search. Someone actually is making a Spanish-language film of Savage Detectives. The question as to what you mean remains.