The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Dude is on the short path to ending up like his brother Patrick.

Tony Montana never gave Spacey permission to say hello to his little friend.

Do they float?

Explain having ANY candy with disgusting coconut on your list..... now!

That strawberry is the tits.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

Lebron James likely only works with at-risk kids, not privileged kids.

Damn, hope he still got his dick sucked.

+1 from this guy:

Varys finally snaps

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.

Doc Rivers, at all times:

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.