Huh. It’s not an act. Matt Lauer really is as stupid as he comes across.

I would actually put Jill Stein ahead of Donald Trump. Not because of work experience, but because she is less likely to tell everyone classified information or start a nuclear war.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Really? I kind of like it. Chrissy looks great in it too. She’s such a great person to follow on Twitter. Anyway, let’s not criticize outfits ok? It’s not a good look in my opinion. Plus, what she says is so much more important than how she looks. She’s super smart and witty.

She ages in hyperbolic space, where 30 is the major axis.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

A disabled woman interrogated by the FBI without representation? My money is on the FBI not getting accurate information out of her.

sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow

I remember everything before 1992 the way I remember my dream from last night. I think I was in the mountains, but there were lots of buildings, and also some people, and nothing happened for a while, then I opened a door and I was in a supermarket, and then my alarm went off.

ADHD isn’t the same as having a lot of energy. In some cases, especially with girls, it presents as being inattentive and dreamy, not hyperactivity. Running around won’t do a thing to help them. Read some of the accounts of people who have ADHD and see if running around would’ve helped them: http://the-toast.net/2016/0…

This would be amazing if I could actually take it. F you, untreated ADHD! No stimulants allowed when you have Tourettes. Strattera doesn’t even work for me. Yay. On the other hand; working out what is autism and what is ADHD is pretty difficult, so I’d probably be left with the same issues anyway. Umm. I may have…

Hi. I don’t have ADHD, but I do have other health issues that require me to use medication that has “serious potential side effects” and which, much like ADHD medication, is heavily stigmatized by members of the public who don’t need it and thus have the luxury of assuming that people who do are just…

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

All drugs have side effects and the potential for abuse. I’ll take potential side effects, my lack of seizures, my ability to stay awake, my inability to get pregnant, and my reduced shoulder pain over full symptoms of epilepsy, narcolepsy, uteran shenanigans, and arthritis any fucking day of the year.

People ask me for it all the time. “Please sell me some! I want a very slow consistent release that gives me almost no euphoria!”

You do realize that ADHD is a real neurobiological developmental disorder, and that stimulant medication has been shown many times to be the most effective treatment? Sure, stimulants may be over-prescribed, and idiot college students will get high on whatever they can get their hands on, but whatever personal…

Not to mention the ‘People you care about’ section of Powerless only mentions Danny Pudi as That guy from Community and makes no mention at all of Alan Tudyk.

Some of you here know that I lost my first baby to SIDS many years ago, and I have a little grave to visit as well. Watching this episode was very hard...but I was applauding Catriona through my tears. Such an incredible job she did— I was astounded.

There’s NO way this book wasn’t a massive “no such thing as bad publicity” troll. Or at least no way she didn’t expect some sort of backlash.