Most guys don’t care. They don’t see the flaws, only what they enjoy.

Believe me, I know the difference between walking into a space where you’re welcomed, walking into a space where no one even notices, and walking into a space where the needle scratches off the country music record and everyone looks up and stares in unison. I’m not saying they don’t exist, and I’m not saying you…

It’s perfectly plausible these women were discriminated against. It’s perfectly plausible they were rude defiant and kicked off of a tour for their behavior. I have no idea and neither does anyone here (unless you were miraculously present that day). The fact that so many people in this section so readily and…

If you look closely at his mugshots you can really see the Chinese. There’s an ancient wisdom in his eyes that is very reassuring. And if you take a look at his paintings it’s pretty clear he’s half Mexican, or Colombian. Very strong influence. I have a gut feeling there are traces of Indian as well but tough to say…

And I’m here to say, “fuck you for assuming that the people are the train are so racist that they threw a group of black people off the train for no reason whatsoever.”

These are great. It’s like Behind Closed Ovens but with slightly less moral outrage!

Also, if it’s an open bar, you generally pay per guest regardless of how much they consume. At my wedding, everyone will have to take a breathalyzer before they leave, and if they haven’t had their allotted booze, they’ll need to stick around until they do. I paid for that wine; you’re gonna DRINK IT AND LIKE IT!

I was at a wedding once and an In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception. Fuck yes.

Shitbags can do good things sometimes. They are still overall shitbags, they just accomplished some positive things too. Obama seems like a good dude though, even if some of the things he does are stupid.

If you shower for so long that it makes you tired you should put a chair in there or something.

I don’t know whether you intentionally spelled towel as tower, so here’s a +1 for the subtly racist joke, intentional or not.

I’ll join the chorus of “THANK YOU this is everything I do....wait, an extra towel you fucking lunatic.”

“Charlie Ward comes into the game to give Chris Childs a quick blow.”

Did y’all do it?

You’re totally on the list...

On the phone thing:

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

I am that person who never dries off in the shower and drips water everywhere. But I don’t want to do better. I take really long, really hot showers and by the end I’m too goddamned tired and weak from the heat to attempt a strong effort at patting myself dry. My hair is so fucking long and it takes FOREVER to run…

Well, the only thing that'd be happening is frat guys lying to themselves.

I would imagine, given the alternatives in such a scenario, it's not the worst option to worry about their own future. Yes, cringe-worthy language, but I'd rather have the horny, probably drunk and/or high guys worry about *anything* in that situation so that it doesn't end up with an assault or a rape. The end…