AWD MS6 Wagon please.

Did you even fucking read what I said?

It doesn't free up any time at all. I get violently ill if I do anything in a car but look out the window. I'm not the only one like this. I prefer to drive, as it's the best way to avoid motion sickness.

2 kids and a dog. A wagon lets me take the whole family somewhere, but I still get something fun to drive.

yeah it's more or less just the rubber parts that take the hit. The benefit is that ethanol acts as a solvent for a lot of the varnish that ends up in the fuel system. So once you get it all fixed, it keeps it pretty clean. I've got an old lawnmower that actually runs better on E10, now that I've replaced all the…

Yeah when the announcers talked about how both teams pretty much practiced all week for a shit fest, I knew were were only going to get a shit fest. I was laughing at it by the end.

As a Ravens fan, I pretty much feel the same way. I don't feel like we beat you that's for sure. It's more along the lines of, when the monkeys stopped fucking the football, we had more points. Worst game I've ever seen.

The exhaust I have on my accord has a chambered muffler, like a flowmaster. Not a buzz to be found, but it does drone a little on the highway.

And after you buy tires, buy a set of Winter tires and wheels if you live somewhere you can't run summer tires year round.

Well, they do say the only 2 things in Texas are steers and queers..

When I met my wife in 2000, she was driving a 93 Beretta with 200,000+ miles on the original shocks. Handing was, vague.

The A pillar more or less a great spot for a gauge, save for one thing. It's conspicuous as all get out. Boy racer sees it at a stop light, you're getting revved on. Thief sees it in a garage, you're getting your stuff jacked. Cop sees it, you're not talking your way out of that ticket Racey McRacerton.

Thats pretty much how I feel. Love the styling of these, but at that price, it's gotta be a turbo 5 speed.

These are honest, Christian, American Volts, not those crappy, liberal, European Metric Volts.

This is an impossible choice. I love the SX/4 but would prefer the wagon version if I was spending my money. The Scoob is very cool, but seems almost too nice to drive around in the snow and salt. I think it gets the edge just on the working digital dash though.

Tell me, why WOULDN'T I want to troll. It truly is one of the great joys of the Internet.

This. Its a child sized seat, inside of an adult seat. Kids feel like they are really using the potty like mommy and daddy, and you don't have Elmo in the way of you doing your business.

The one that goes right past you.

Thats better than Brian Baldinger. I am completely mesmerized by his finger.

There is a man in my neighborhood, that every year around Christmas, puts up the major award in his front window. I need to buy him a beer sometime.