My contingency plan.

I worked as the Man in the box at a gas station while I was in College. I locked the door, turned on the radio, and did my homework. I had a little 5 inch b&w portable tv I would watch sometimes. Wasn't a bad job at all.

Yeah thats pretty much what I thought. If your eco model gets 25mpg, the standard model must dump its used oil into a storm drain, and leave antifreeze out for the neighbors cats.

$13 for a 12 pack?! It's $15 to $17 here, which is Annapolis MD

Tell ya what, if I'm wrong, I'll owe you some Brefas Scotch. But I think I'll be keeping my Scotch.

Maybe they do what Subaru did: start off with the WRX and add the STI in a couple years. VW does the same thing with the GTI and R32 (or whatever it is now, I forget).

I revert to driving like I'm 15 years old and on my learners permit again whenever I drive with my Dad in the car.

How do I get on the waiting list?

I think there's 3 things wrong with that idea.

AWD Turbo Beretta

The speeds and grip levels afforded by modern cars are bonkers. A Camry is faster to 60 and through the 1/4 than a stock e30 325. 300hp is for the base model V6. A 100% showroom stock Shelby gt500 will run a 1/4 time that requires a roll bar to run at any sanctioned track in America. A lot of the top level race…

Thats great.

Thats because they did. The C and D pillar, along with the rear spoiler are 100% Mazdaspeed3

It's both simultaneously well executed and horribly conceived. I don't know what to think.

Yeah thats the first thing I saw as well. I'd rather have it sticking through the hood, or really, anything else.

I'd want to get a vibe from the owner if this is a "No really, I'm serious" or a "I just threw it together for fun" project, but $2k seems like a lot of fun for the money.

I witnessed a guy do the exact. same. thing. when I "cut him off" . Hilarious

Far and away, the worst rental car ever. Uh, can I upgrade to the Sebring? Please?

Daewoo Leganza sounds (and drives) like a stomach flu.