i was going to make some jokes and stuff but i can’t. because this was the most spot on fucking shit i have ever read. the white privilege bit? priceless.

When my teenaged boys were babies, back in the early days of Internet Complaining (1997—2003), things were different. What changed between now and then was not an increase in germs or a bend in the physical boundaries of airplanes, but a rise in the paranoia around flying and the increasingly infuriating experience…

My guess is I’d rather be stuck on a plane sitting next to Jane and Goldie than the people who stick their noses in other people’s business.

Thank you for properly addressing these pricks.

Thank you so fucking much! Seriously!

Thank you so much for this read. Probably in my top 10 list of things I’ve read on Jezebel.

I LOVE spelling bees - I didn’t go too far in my school but I love watching the national spelling bee. I love seeing kids shine that often don’t always get the chance to do so. It’s high energy, high stakes and I usually cry…

“ There has never been a time when an elected official is praised for his “family values” that it does not come back to bite him in the worst way possible. Remember this, family values Republicans. Learn it well. For once. “

...Look, can we stop with the cliche that anything other than a DIY wedding for as little money as possible is inherently terrible? If you are having a big wedding, a wedding planner can save money in the long run through contacts, and can save you a lot of stress. It doesn't automatically turn you into the…

Ah jeez, please NO! (pleads this Knob Creek sycophant) As was amply outlined above, “real” (capital-B) Bourbon is produced only in Kentucky, USA. That kack from Tennessee is “Tennessee whiskey”. Per the Wikiverse:

I think if you are giving your child some super creative (kre8iv) first name you should at least give them a common middle name like John or Susan. That way they can decide to go by their middle name later if they want to.

Does anyone else sees the irony in the name? Charl(es) and Diana united by Elizabeth and nothing else. Also, I feel bad for parents who have called their children Charlotte or Charlie in recent years.

This is so sad. At his age, it’s likely a brain aneurysm or heart attack. I knew a girl whose mother died around that age. My condolences go to his family, friends and colleagues.

The entire Greek system is pointless. Just shut them all down.

It’s not true that only one of his kids spoke in the show — all four of his kids from his first two marriages spoke. Did you not watch the show?

Blended families and hyphenated last names are the future. Get with it dude.

If they had said nothing, the media would speculate they disapproved of Bruce. Get your head out of your ass.

What a stupid thing to say

You should use the pronouns the person wants to be adressed by. Bruce’s not expressed a preference for female pronouns or asked to be called by a new name, so we’re using his birth name and male pronouns.

Thank you Bruce. You are an American hero. Godspeed on your journey.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”