The word “Centrist” has been dying out for awhile. I know, because I am one, and people freak when I try talking about common sense, or respecting each other’s beliefs. I didn’t vote for Mr.McCain, but he was a class act during his run against Obama. That time when an elderly lady in the audience claimed Obama was a…

When was the last time you sat in a conference room full of men (literally, 16+ to your one), and had to stand up for what was right and call bullshit?  She ain’t a superhero, but for fucks sake she stands for every goddamn one of us that was in that position and COULD NOT stand up because it would have been the end…

In defense of Michelle, whom I love (and I had a brief interaction with her that makes me think she knows exactly how bad W was as president), I think it’s quite likely it’s more “diplomacy.” She and Obama have to be the absolute epitomes of grace and decency, because if either one of them were to blow someone off, it…

So I actually really like Shane and I think he means well but I’m not a huge fan of Jeffree. I was so grossed out how he jumped on attacking James Charles and his little brother and it seemed really opportunistic and cruel. He threw stones and then put his hands behind his back and said it took him “to a dark place.”…

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

The world has gone to hell, so I can turn the other cheek to a lot of things these days.

Sean fucking Spicer sullying the good name of the Spice Girls is not one of those things.  

I’m going to laugh my ass off when she shoots herself in the crotch.

I READ THAT IN HIS FUCKING VOICE

It’s where the brain worms enter and exit.

I’m pregnant and I feel that way when people congratulate me. It’s not a master’s degree, lots of ding dongs get knocked up.

If you insist on not seeing the obvious, this is the part I was replying to:

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

Why on earth would this girl tell the entire world that this happened? Why on earth? Do you know what it’s like for survivors? Do you know what it’s like to tell people? Don’t you roll your eyes at me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

“What you are talking about, just big picture, is a radical agenda compared to the way politics is done now.”

A lot of celebs do this. A LOT. They married for the fame and money... so? Who says that all marriages have to be purely about love? I mean call me a skeptic but if she did do this to further her career in the States, what’s wrong with that? I mean if it is that (we don’t know), it clearly worked. She’s on a the cover…

Take my money now!

I only lived in Brooklyn for ten months in the baby days of this website. I lived in an attic apartment and raccoons were all over the roof and you could hear them run around all night. When I moved in, it was deathly hot and the screenless window was open, and a raccoon stared at me and my mother for the longest five…