Being a huge fan of the Cowboys myself I got the EXACT same tattoo. Been wondering why cars have been driving by shooting up my house. Now it all makes sense.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Carmelo Anthony once starred in an “Anti-snitching” video. Deadspin now thinks he is “taking a stand”, and conveniently leaves that part out. I guess it is okay to call for more gun control, but not to tell anyone if you see someone get shot.

Typical “do as I say, not as I do” lip service here from another superstar. I mean really, how is Melo in a position to talk anyone out of shooting?

In all seriousness that was a valid question when looking at the development of the play. You can engage within 5 yards, but the defender was pretty much riding him the entire play.

I’m just going to assume you are resorting to insults because you have no actual defense.

Why the fuck do we expect a professional football player’s political leanings to match identically to our own, to the point we need to crucify him in the media for it if they do not? What exactly does football have to do with politics? Are celebrities not allowed to have thoughts that don’t align perfectly with our…

I kinda feel like ordering two minors to assault someone should come to more than a fine and probation, but I guess that’s what a plea bargain gets you.

Maybe he stored it in his greenhouse and not his garage. It kept his collection of rare orchids company.

Maybe he’s tired of having his reputation trashed. LeSean McCoy also talked tons of shit about Knowshon Moreno for years. All because Josh McDaniels was stupid enough to draft Moreno 41 spots before McCoy was taken in the worst running back draft in NFL history.

Yeah, much better that a team maybe lose on a blown call than everyone chill for a few minutes before losing their shit.

Seriously, he didn’t get benched for being an alcoholic. He got benched for being seen out partying and being the massive douchebag that he is. If he was just getting drunk at home with some friends, or all by himself for that matter, nothing would have happened to him.

I feel bad for the alcoholism aspect, but does he have to compound the problem by being such a massive douchebag?

He’s been a shitbag long before the last few weeks.

Probably should have had an idea after Manziel favorited everything on Steve Sarkisian’s facebook page.

Ok, is a predisposition (genetic) to alcohol abuse not considered a disease? Has that not been demonstrably shown as true?

Man, Jimbo’s lucky he didn’t take that job. The fans on #FSUTwitter would have skipped their classes at ITT Tech and given him so much shit.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

His car-salesman daddy and his henchmen can’t bail him out anymore like they did at A&M.