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John Mulaney was all over this last year, one of my favorite bits of his:

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

The only voters who would be crazy enough to enact a ‘revolution’.....just put Trump in office.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

Can you blame us? No one wants to work with racist, homophobic, misogynistic morons.

Lol. What whiny BS. You were noisy, nasty little people all year round.

“These keys look yuuge in my hands!”

“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

Listen for a second - that sound you hear is the collective “fuuuuuck” from idiots that have just bricked their phones by randomly checking every developer option there is.