This is the best comedic answer.

I agree - I have never really understood the hate the Monaro-GTO got. I do understand it wasn’t an outlandish design, basically just a redesign of the grill to twin nostrils, but when you look back at the past GTOs they weren’t outrageously styled either other than perhaps some wild colours or decals and were…

Raccoons would drive around it for the joy of deliberately crashing, because raccoons are like that.

The Wrangler comment shows some serious rose colored glasses.

None of this article sounded good except the cheese and onions. I so do not understand this Cincinnati chili thing and I doubt I ever will, and that’s coming from someone of Greek extract who refuses any chili dog that has beans on it - beans are for the bowl, not the dog. But Cincinnati chili, and putting it on…

Complains about the golf and then lists arguably the worst generation as their favorite...

The local restaurant product is not better.  Cincinnati chili is awful.

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

All insurance companies are scam artists that know you legally need to have it if you want to drive.

Same as how to enjoy pumpkin beer:

Stop dissing the GTO! Retro wasn’t a thing until a few years after the release. It was competing with the New Edge ‘Stang. 

Why do all these yankee-ass restaurants think people only want biscuits at breakfast?

The Dakota.

Please, please, please, do not got out to eat on Valentine’s Day. The good places will be packed, you will be rushed and there is a good chance you will be subjected to a fixed menu with little variation. Go out the day before or after Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day for that matter. The restaurants will appreciate…

Easy.

Nissan. Pathfinder.

It went from a legitimate contender in the body-on-frame rough & tumble SUV arena to just another blobby GMC Acadia-sized crossover.

So cool, what a rabbit hole.

Perhaps. I primarily do business in Canada but my company does work in the US as well. Are you a dealer or in the industry?

I don’t recall who said it, but “HOAs are proof that the communists won the cold war.”

I’ve lived in multiple HOAs, and they NEVER provide more benefits than drawbacks.

Re: the Form Mondeo. I love the fact that we’re complaining that a secret agent, working under cover, isn’t driving a flashy enough car. Because everyone knows secret agents drive Ferraris and Aston Martins to keep thing on the down low.