This is all utter and complete horseshit.

None available for test drives anywhere. It’s entirely possible I was the first sale in the area—1 day after it arrived—but as I wrote, I took a 20-minute test drive. If I didn’t like it, I would have gotten my deposit back and walked (or resold it for a profit), but it was better than I expected. Alternative was…

I just bought a GR86. I built it online in November, the local dealer called the next day about getting me on the first allocation Dec. 1, they ordered what I wanted, told me 12-16 weeks, and it got here in 6. Including a 20-minute drive or so, the whole buying process was 1.5 hrs. No markups, just some minor…

I too am a Jaguar guy and completely agree with Bengal55. Jags need regular TLC so things don’t blow up and get way expensive real fast. I sincerely doubt this owner took that kind of care.

These are not hardcore Jalop answers, but for an average daily driver car:  1) tinted windows, 2) aftermarket speaker upgrades, 3) a hitch receiver

Tbat was my thought too, take 3 seconds to pick it up and hold it in your hand, set it in the back seat, set it on the ground etc..  You want me to buy something from you take at least the minimal effort to make it look like you care about the car and presentation.

Baller-on-a-budget here already took the time to drive from his crappy apartment complex to the nice neighborhood to get the pictures (note that the car is parked on the street, not in a driveway). And it was probably a long drive, so he had to stay hydrated!

I would have felt more positively about this car if it was up on blocks.

I am a Jaguar guy through and through and the XJ is one of my favs, but this one is an instant pass. Anyone who puts those wheels and those graphics on that car is almost assuredly going to skip standard maintenance. Instant no dice, especially when unmodified better examples are out there for around the same price.

Probably could have gotten a better response if he just slapped on some black steelies.  

That’s the tell isn’t it? lIt’s the classic “gonna stop you there bruh”

Actually, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see that it has dice.

The wheels are rediculous, but you know what gets me? THAT GIANT FREAKING WATER BOTTLE!

One look at those stupid wheels and immediate NO DICE! Didn’t read a word about it. Tells me all I need to know about the owner. Way to fuck up a beautiful car, ya dumb ass. Sheesh!

Those stupid fucking wheels tell me everything I need to know about this car, and what they tell me is no dice.

1/13/2022: “What Not to Say When You’re Buying or Selling a Home”

I spent 9 months in the mid-’90's working in New Jersey Monday through Friday.  Most of those days saw me on the New Jersey Turnpike.  It sucked.

You ever see a take that’s just so insane, so completely removed from reality that you’re almost completely dumbfounded and unable to respond?

I love how any idea for EV charging brings out the “I hate Elon” brigade. The hotel/motel/no-tell EV charging wouldn’t solve everything, but it certainly would add a decent option to the table.

angry jeep eyes are dumb. about 30% of the jeeps in my area have the angry eyes grill kit and punisher logos. it’s like playing “spot the racist!”