The $2.9 billion price however does not include the seats, snacks, or drinks in inventory. They have to pay extra for those.

I’ll stick to National. 

so its a garlic press 

Dustin’s green 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee is the rustiest, most structurally compromised machine I’ve seen in years

This looks awesome.  I suck at baking though. 

so you literally are that guy who sounds like a blast at parties 

Well yeah his grandma took him to McDonalds on the way to the contest. 

I thought it was turning off the song Convoy 

It did give us that great meme template though. 

Wait.. is that an Atlas transfer case? And is the first axle a front axle from a 4x4? I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. 

Shut up

I can’t think of any dish my town- Simi Valley, Ca- is famous for, but there was a little taco shop called Campos that was damn incredible. On the rare occasion I have to go back, I always stop there. Some of the best carnitas ever.

Its an emotional support yacht, his gets lonely. 

wait if I own this and a yacht, is it a fleet? Am I an Admiral? 

This sounds like something a Bond villain would buy.

yeah I noticed mentions of fish and beef.. no chicken. He’s basically eating sushi, very rare steaks and beef tartare.  

Why did I never think of this. 

I once got through 3 years of an awful job with that thinking. Though it was not something I experienced personally, I used my Grandfather’s experience in WW2 as a hey, he was forced to do that and got through it, I can handle a terrible retail management job. 

my first thought. 

Just buy irish butter