You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never stopped to think if you SHOULD 

Youre looking for I miss my south beach club 

Tried to pull it up, bandwidth exceeded. 

While I’m not surprised, I am surprised that a dealer has gotten 10 of them at once this early in the game. 

Just dont use speed tape to cover your speed holes

Agreed- maybe 95 was when it hit the “soda fountain” but it was certainly available in the 80's.  Of course in the 80s you didn’t have the self serve fountains either.  Maybe it was in more of an iced tea style dispenser behind the counter? 

Eh, prices are only half the equation to me. Time is worth something and even with a train ride to get there and skip the traffic, it still takes time to cover the distance.

they knew what they had

Even the Cozy Coupe can’t escape thickening A pillars. 

As a former So Cal resident, I suppose I can understand wanting to get passengers at Ontario to the Metrolink without using buses or uber.

Cara died on her way to her home pla... wait a minute... 

I went to Moab a couple months back with a friend with a Lexus LX570.

Do they still throw the keys on the roof? 

If you rearrange Citric, you come up with Critic.

I had a 4cyl/5 speed 2006 Accord that would have been pretty entertaining with this.

K-SUV’s

True, though I cut them some slack for the Evo in the mid aughts. 

Probably some good crossover with turn signal fetishists. 

Bumming people out has been Mitsubishi’s thing for about 10 years now. 

When are we going to start requiring moose to take car tests? Its only fair that they help try to mitigate this problem.