MMA is like pornography. It looks better when the pros do it, but it’s fun to watch amateurs who don’t completely know what they’re doing go at it from time to time.

“Hey, that’s why the Good Lord gave you two of them.”

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

#HornsUpDontShoot

Hey, I love that movie! Cage and Travolta, right?

#NorseLivesMatter

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

They're nothing if not predictable. They yelled the same thing before the 2012 election.

The appeals process is part of the system. My point stands.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

http://www.infinitiusa.com/suv/qx80?dcp=p…

Here’s Creedence doing an ominous version of “Heard It Through the Grapevine”. (long)

Pitchfork named Built to Spill’s There’s Nothing Wrong with Love a “Best New Reissue” today. Personally, it’s always been my favorite Built to Spill album.

Luke-warm tangent: Donnie Baseball should be in the Hall of Fame.

There is absolutely nothing “mercurial” about Joc Pederson. Dude suffered a second half slump at the plate, but was by all accounts a great teammate.

Any questions?

I was invited to a VIP Watchmaker event by Omega. Mostly because my father in law couldn’t go and the Omega Botique had me down for a few services and repairs. As they gave this super intimate talk and had me disassemble and reassemble a movement these guys could do in ten minutes, I just kept thinking about everyone…

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

How about some empathy for the Bear? He has been having that recurring nightmare where he shows up to school naked, and now it’s really happening?

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.