How old were these dudes? I’m guessing in their mid-30s, at the oldest.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Viper Scheele is the coolest fucking name in the world.