Every time I read something about him I like him more. Seems like a genuinely good person which is sadly rare these days.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Never buy someone else’s project.

While it sucks to see my team lose, that was good enough defense from Ingram and an out of this world shot from Lillard. Credit to him for beating us.

This is silly. Everyone knows who actually paid Oswald to do the shooting...

Good thing they still have Bobby Petrino around to clean up any remaining ethical messes.

“The Niña”

If most college football players thought this way, the University of Hawaii would be undefeated every year.

If the Packers had Belichick, Rodgers would have 4-5 rings, I’m completely convinced. McCarthy has a metric shit-ton of weaknesses; extremely poor at adapting to adverse circumstances, hyperconventional, petty, absurdly affected by anxiety and wholly capable of transmitting it to his staff and players, unwilling to…

Bobby Petrino reportedly broke things off with two of his three mistresses upon hearing the news.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time ... sure he has never fought clean but why should that matter?

Crack pipe, simply because if I’m browsing to buy a camper, I’d like to see photos of the interior, not the front of your house or a New England lobster joint…

Tony Kornheiser is going to be thrilled.

“Applied Economics was fairly limited in its scope. That’s why we are pleased to announce that the chamber has decided to commission the fine people at Implied Economics.”

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

Bonus: Planes don’t use jet fuel; they’re powered by the heat of takes made by old people about millennials!

Crossfit is good for this because there are a lot of natural pauses to start conversations while she’s vomiting or waiting for the ambulance.