**EDIT*** Oops, didn’t see this had already been posted below.

Not sure if this qualifies as insane, but it seems crazy to me. I live near a river in a flood zone in a house built in 1926 that has never flooded (although the area has flooded several times). Tax value is approximately $130K. Up until this year, I was paying nearly $4K a year in flood insurance premiums. This…

This has really gone off the rails.

I thought the same thing. What’s lurking in there...

I imagine working at Uber is a lot like working at Blackstool in “Friends From College.”

Hand shaking is the most frustrating thing. I’m a firm handshake guy (but not bone crushing), and I never know what I’m up against when I’m going to shake someone else’s hand. If you offer a crushing handshake, I have to get my hand in quickly b/c otherwise you may crush it, but if I do the same thing with someone…

Interesting to me is that in the commercials I see now, Uber isn’t positioning themselves as a full time job, but more of a side gig to do in their down time.

Challenger. I was in 3rd grade and we had joked with our teacher that she should try to be the one that went to space.

I feel like the “Florida” part of this story is implied.

I traveled with the family to NYC last year for the first time and I was amazed at the Applebees, TGI Fridays, Olive Gardens, etc. that were thriving in and around Times Square.

My biggest issue with Comcast is that no matter what I call them about, their main concern is selling me something else. I ask for the price of one internet package, they ignore that and offer me the one that is a step up...and then a step up from the step up. No clue what I’m using it for or anything, just upsell…

The area I live has Comcast as the only high speed provider. Verizon offers a DSL service, but it’s pretty slow. I have a 25mb download speed and pay $91.00/month. A buddy of mine that lives down the road a couple of hours also has Comcast, but there is a provider that offers fiber optic lines and higher speeds. …

I used to get these all the time...”THERE’S A SHORTAGE OF YOUR MODEL OF CAR IN THE AREA AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR TRADE INS!!!!” Me: “Of course there is a shortage...it’s 2012 and I’m driving a 2000 Saturn L series 4 door sedan...nobody wants this thing.”

I heard a comedian do a bit about yard sales that this reminded me of.

Kidd was the fastest guy I ever saw with the ball. It was really uncanny that he seemed to move faster with it than without it. I think Lonzo will be fine too, but he looks unathletic (on the NBA scale of athletes, of course) out there.

I think the same about people on House Hunters wanting a place to entertain all their friends. It always seems like they have close to 0 friends.

Everybody needs to relax with this (although I did laugh at #betrayward). He’s a guy that works for the team you like. He thinks working for a different team suits him better. Move on.

I wonder if it is similar to poker where the difference in the ratio of males to females makes it tougher on the women. You don’t see women make the final tables of the big tournaments all that often, and there are lots of great female poker players, but they may be outnumbered by the guy 10/1 (or even more) and just…

This will give Trump a chance to proactively uninvite them.

John Elway said he would go to the mall in Denver in an Elway jersey and nobody ever bothered him. You might be on to something.