I like the people I work with well enough, my problem is we always devolve into work conversations. This is not what I want to do after hours when I’m at dinner.

I like that the windows are still rolled up.

+1 more plastic surgery

My kid, who is 10 now (and probably 7 when I got him the gamecube) loved Pikmin 2. I tried playing it with him and could not figure it out at all.

Disciples of the Cleveland Browns School of Management.

There is no chance that Vlade actually knows how the game rescheduling process works.

“I thought vine had been killed.” - Alex Len

So what size jack do I need for my truck that weighs 5300ish pounds?

Who else is excited for the return of Landon Donovan? Anyone...? Hello....?

Wait...Marshall Plumlee is on an NBA roster???

He needed a break from getting up at 11.

This is how I imagine the stands at every single UFC fight. Just a bunch of guys hoping someone either accidentally bumps into them or makes eye contact for a moment so they can start swinging.

I owned a 2000 LS1 for about 12 years. Put 200K miles on it, never had to do anything to it other than the routine stuff, and it was still a decent car when I sold it for $800. Can confirm there is nothing remotely interesting about it. Just a solid, decent car.

I think it’s weird that we are ok with “he beats people up for a living” and have a problem with “he likes to smoke a little on the side.”

Overheard at a relatives house yesterday, “At one of Hillary’s rallies it started raining a little bit and she left immediately. Trump had an assassination attempt and was back on stage in 5 minutes.”

They should have just changed his password. The old one is stored on his current phone and no chance he knows how to change it. Problem solved.

My wife has about 25 friends now selling Lularoe (sp?). It’s insanity. She does have a friend that is making a killing selling the ItWorks stuff though, but it seems like basically everyone else is doing well to break even.

I once saw a youth sized chmura jersey at a kids 2nd hand store. Did not buy.

My thought was, when he said “If you don’t respond, I’m shipping it.” My response would have been “Clock.” I’ve not played in tournaments like this though and there may be some etiquette about calling the clock when you are in the hand.