He also invited Williams to stay at his house

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

A day? What is this, amateur hour? These guys are well-oiled machines with all sorts of doctors, dieticians, and personal trainers waiting on them hand and foot to prepare them week in and week out. Now I wouldn’t recommend that they party the night before a game but that’s just taking necessary precautions.

There’s just no way you can connect something that happened seven days ago to this game today...

Incorrect. Totally down with this kind of bulge. Small penis or not, I am down with mo dough in my pocket fo sho

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.