I hate their youth.

I am an irritable Dad with a law degree. I surrender

Hey! I don’t have kids.

I am an irritable dad with a law degree! It’s so nice to be recognized.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

No. No no no no no. No.

The kids aren’t on your lawn. Stop yelling at them.