"Is this your first Asshole Meeting?" I'm dying, I love it.

I will never understand why Jessica Simpson became the body issues punching bag for every tabloid in the world. She's a knockout and has pretty much always looked like a knockout, I can detect no real difference between her and all the other female celebrities that apparently aren't deserving of this degree of insane…

It makes me homicidally enraged whenever a woman is compared to a man and then made to feel unattractive for showing her physical strength. It's like oh so you're applauded for being big strong man, me on the other hand must NEVER be strong because what? It fucks with your ego? You're too insecure to cuddle with a…

Is that like a mood ring? Are they sad this week?

I want to give whoever worked on the research for this mad props. Nice work.

just in case one dies, you've got an extra in the trunk

The term "spare heir" really rubs me the wrong way.

Half an inch is probably a sore spot in their life.

There was no omnipresent sense of being in prison.

OK BUT IT WAS MARK WHO SPILLED MARGARITA MIX ON YOUR OLD DESK NOT ME.

"PLEASE LET ME BE ON YOUR SHOW!! Have you seen The Flintstones?!"

Yes. And sometimes husbands turn down their wives or husbands. Not everyone is always in the mood.

*sigh*

Wow. I'm so glad to know that stars have cellulite too. I don't even know how Gisele and Rihanna manage to get out of bed, it must be so awful for them. Plus, it explains why Jennifer Aniston is having so much trouble finding Mr. Right! eyeball roll

I think it's called "Caramel" and all three of them have had this color for years.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

The obvious answer is "watch it". Duh.

Needs more YOU GO GLEN COCO!

I thought education was about facts and not opinion? Is any of the information false?