If you're using the pullout method and you get pregnant, is that really an accidental pregnancy? This argument drives me crazy, and as my friends and I have shifted into our late 20s / early 30s I see it happening all the time. If you and your partner choose to forgo birth control and then get pregnant, I don't really…

"If I could do it at 18 with a guy..."
Yeah but Charlie, that wasn't just any guy...

Cocaine satchel :)

Someone much younger taught me how to use all the buttons!

Just drank half a bottle of wine and ate half a frozen pizza. It is after 11:00 pm where I live. I did not need this.

A baby walked into a bar and was like.... where the hell did this bar come from?

It's not like you're a Hall Boy Who Eyed A Half Naked Lady!

I HAVE AN IPHONE and a pair of shoes that cost $70!!!

"She will never be able to say her bipolar disorder is gone."

Lauren Conrad is still getting magazine covers? She's pretty...but just so...bland.

bullshit.

She isn't my type either, but still please don't say "that" when you can say

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.

Only thing I have to say is:

When Beyonce plays in Ibiza, they'll actually rename the entire island Ibeyza. Gotta consider every option, Anna.

E.L. James went on to name her top pick for the female lead: E.L. James.