It sounds like you like the idea of orgasm, but not sex which can include orgasm and a lot of smells, sounds, tastes, fluids. As the buddhist saying goes: No mud, no flower. It’s not just a sex thing. It’s a life thing.

I am Latina, and I have found that a lot of guys still expect blind adoration, even not when it’s earned.

But did you get all the shiny sex partners?

Millenial here. In a relationship now but before relationship HAD SEX WITH ERRYBODY, MY POKEDEX IS FULL I CAUGHT ‘EM ALL.

Um - The family down the street from me are known as the “Gym Leaders” on the block.

The two parents and their 7 and 10 yr olds work together to win the PokemonGo Gym near their house every few days. It’s fucking adorable to watch them high-five when one of them wins a match.

There has yet to be a true Mom Movie because I have yet to hear of a breast-pump slapstick scene. Let me set the scene which really needs to be in a Funny Lady Movie:

My BFF lost her mom to pancreatic cancer about 3 months after giving birth to her second child. As we’re going through her mother’s FOUR walkin closets…

Seconded. More ANYTHING from Jane Marie.

Ewww I hate mommy-policing. My mom is the ultimate mommy-police. My sister will send out photos of the kids eating dinner in a group text and my mom will respond back with “ZOMG! The plate looks too hot, they will get 3rd degree burns. You should know better than to feed them hot food!”

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

dear Jezebel, more movie reviews from Jane Marie please. Pay any price

trying to embark on an LDR (from LDfwb)- anyone have not-cynical advice or success stories?

I understand. I was so terrified of living alone that I stayed in my marriage too long. I had never lived alone. I missed him even though divorce was the right thing for both of us. I had many crying jags in my new apartment. I cried because I was lonely and sad watching tv alone. I cried because I saw a certipede in…

I tried to post earlier, but it didn’t make it up?

A couple of weeks ago, I posted on the article of that horrid woman who mocked another woman in the gym. I said it paralyzed me and comfirmed all my worst fears.

I am planted pretty firmly in that camp that thinks “Going to get divorced eventually” whenever I see someone do a surprise proposal.

I had a ring my husband picked from Etsy that I did not love or even particularly like. For my birthday this year we went to a vintage store and I was able to pick out a vintage set that I literally cried over the entire car ride home. There is nothing better than a piece of jewelry you adore, and hyperbolically…

Sit down with your beloved and really talk this out.

This is really smart advice. I think people get confused, because the fact that a small boutique is just as likely as not to have something priced competitively with the Zales and Jareds of the world is very unintuitive. For example, if you are shopping for a pair of pants and compare prices between Macys or another…

The key for me was finding a real jeweler who owned his store and took pride in his profession. My wife wanted a particular design she saw at Tiffany’s, but didn’t care where it came from, and had a few tiny things that she wanted to change about the ring. Oh and of course, it needed to be platinum. After I visited a…

Didn’t we do this a year ago?

Here’s what I said back then, edited to add the epic pun a commenter pointed that I missed. Still holds true, IMHO: