This country badly needs more than 2 parties. Preferably all less than 50% in power. That way they are always forced to compromise to get anything done.

From a park ranger: please, please, please know your limits. My friends had to rescue a 400-lb man out of the bottom of a 90 degree canyon today. It’s not that I don’t want you to go out and experience new things, but you’ve got to know when to stop. At the first sign that you’re out of your depth or feeling even just…

On the topic of news: Freelee and Durian Rider break up drama!!!!!!!!!!

I just told my husband about this article by saying “You know that bus from the guy with the bear?” I’m on my way.

man my mil loves directions like this.

Seriously. I worked at a tech company with many recent new hires from India. One of them had the genius idea to take a group of them up to the Boundary Waters for a canoe/camping trip. I said “oh that’s cool, have you ever been camping before?” Nope, they had never been. “Is there some kind of Girl Scout/Boy Scout…

States I don’t fuck with: Alaska, Florida, the more rural parts of Texas. Mother Nature isn’t watching out for you, kiddos. She has a busy schedule and does not give a fuck.

Well if they don’t want tourists to climb it then they shouldn’t have put it there! /s

Our cat runs away out of embarrassment then comes back right after to make sure we’re still alive. When we were dating, the cat used to cry at my husband like, “don’t murder my food source.” They’ve grown accustomed to each other.

I have to choose between sex and these guys?

Super late to the party because I just got back from Italy last night, but I just got the Cover FX Custom Enhancer Drops and they are SO COOL. I actually ordered via my Sephora app while abroad and they were waiting for me when I got home!

I haven’t tried that one but looks so pretty! I can say I’m pleasantly surprised that the frog prince has a nice sheen to it without feeling sticky and is really long lasting.

I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that I instantly knew that Stan was Devon Sawa.

In light of the recent Affleck interview, I nominate this grope-fest as one of the best celebrity interviews ever and a currently relevant one. Or, I think it is. I was too uncomfortable to watch all of it.

Sarah McLachlan

I have a drawing I did in first grade based on WWW saying when I grow up I want to be Will Smith.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

You could try making an account on Literotica. I’m not sure it is something you could necessarily text from but I feel like it’s more anonymous. I’ve never commented in the forums but from what I have read it seems like everyone is there for what you’re looking for and pretty sex and body positive. Enjoy! :)

Or the one time I took a pic of my boobs for my boyfriend, and forgot about it until I was scrolling through pics with my sister!!!!