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You can move in with people whom you don’t know. Here, it’s common for professional couples and singles to share homes. It costs about 1/4-1/5 the cost of renting the whole place, but you get a nice spot. You just have to find a house that is the right fit for you.

CONTINGENCY PLAN CENTRAL! I’ve got r/snsjezzies set up on Reddit. It’s private, so you will need to click the message mods button to get a passcode. Post that passcode here (as a reply to my comment so I get a notice. Otherwise, I might not see it) so we can connect your usernames there and here. This route means no

Oh, God, y’all, I am in love with semi-stupidly expensive face care now. Has anyone else tried Drunk Elephant’s stuff? I have oily, acne-prone skin, but their facial bars and moisturizer have calmed all that nonsense down (even during the summer heat and humidity!). I don’t get hormonal breakouts any more. I just

I feel pretty excited, but also nervous.

What can’t great tits do, really?

This is what she sent after which is even more amazing:::;

So, I am in love with and engaged to this marvelous guy who loves my little girl and is planning to adopt her after we marry in August. Every night before bed, after her bath, they have a little ritual. He sits in our brown chair and she “sneaks up on” him, and yells “SMASH THE STATE!!!” and he tickles her. It is

I finally started binging Bob’s Burgers. I suggested Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries here last week — it’s breezy, fun, pretty.

It was my very good fortune to be in London on the day of Fergie and Andy’s wedding, being squired about by a local lad who knew all the quickest ways to get to the various viewing venues. But even though I saw the royal couple on the balcony and in the going-away coach and the helicopter, my most cherished memory is

I can’t. I got through most of one season of The Sopranos and decided that glorified psychopathy was not for me. “Call the Midwife” is more my speed.

Based on strictly anecdotal evidence, I’ve found that the happiness and success of a marriage is inversely proportionate to the extravagance of their wedding.

Here I was hoping that Ibiza was some like joint with 5 dollar personal pizzas and 2 dollar drafts all night....

...and someday you can look back and know that you did your part to stop an orange cloud of fascism from taking over your country, even if it wasn’t you who stood the most to lose.

#GirlIGuessWeGotALIttleSpoiledWithObamaAndThisIsWhatElectionsAreUsuallyLike #lesseroftwoevils

I’d like to let anyone reading this know that there are AA meetings across every town and country at every time of day. You don’t have to pay any money to attend a meeting or even give anyone your real name. All it costs you is an hour (sometimes an hour and a half) of your time.

I adore the Swedish royals. They are the anti-British royals. They’re warm, friendly, very open to the public and you can really tell they are a family who cares about each other. They’re ridiculously good-looking and are busy creating the new generation of completely adorable new royal babies.

Juneau it.

He has reason to be pissed too. When he was born, the line of succession hadn’t been changed to absolute primogeniture yet, so for about a year he was the FIRST in line to the throne, until the evil feminists lawmakers of Sweden changed this.

You mean Jamie Dornan, who was amazing in The Fall and has yet to have his Hollywood debut?

Oh boy. I had the MIL come to help with the baby too and while it was nice mostly, the heavy dose of judgment for wanting to go back to work was not.