All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Oxy gets them hooked, then they find out that Heroin is easier to get and cheaper.

I don’t recall if they usually serve hot drinks with hot meals. Seems like it might clash. I’m thinking beer or cold water would fit better.

They’ve also started selling gyūdon, too.

I don’t think it’s legitimate to complain that a third party who wasn’t responsible for the tragedy didn’t offer enough money to its victims. I really don’t want to live in a world in which private businesses are required to maintain the degree of security that would be necessary to make an event like this impossible.…

Typical Drew with the fowl mouth again.

Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

Aside from its location, there’s nothing wrong with the Bills stadium either. It’s a great place to watch a football game. There aren’t a whole lot of luxury boxes, but that’s okay, because we have exactly zero Fortune 500 companies to sell them to anyway.

Hoisted by your own pedantard

This is why this situation is so baffling to me. If Lochte doesn’t make this a big deal, it all goes away and not even the coaches down there wouldve known anything was wrong.

The first rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club. The second rule of Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club is: you do not talk about Fighting a Bathroom Door in Brazil Club.

If Trump was successful in his bid to buy the Bills, he probably isn’t running for president, right now.

Sue them into oblivion. I’m so sick of cheaters in online games. The world would be better off without these people.

Had no idea a coach could dictate where a player transfers.

Contact Max von Sydow for details. They seem very friendly and approachable; look, this one’s waving.

This online outcry is bullshit. The “biggest fans” aren’t turning against it. The online community hivemind is throwing a fit as usual. Outside the internet echo chamber, plenty of people are just shrugging off the game’s growing pains and are happy to be out playing pokemon with other people.

You should just change the title of this series to “Terrible Overwatch Fanfic”.

i is the square root of -1, or -1 to the 1/2 power. Raised to the power of 2, you multiply the two together, they cancel each other out, giving you -1. 3^2 is 9, giving you -9.

Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac ElDorado—HOT PINK—with whale skin hubcaps, an all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, YEAH!

Don’t be an ***hole.