Can you really be ON Xojane or was it inside you all along? Maybe xojane is inside of all of us as we are it... After all what is an X but a way to mark treasure, and isn’t the real treasure love? Isn’t the best kind of love the kind where you love yourself, and if you find someone to love the you you love, then…

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

Now, now... divisive as Drumpf is, it is not the time to say disparaging things about Cheetos. They are crunchy and cheesy and delicious and just what my PMS demands. I much prefer to think of Drumpf as a rotting pumpkin inhabited by vicious albino squirrels, as a previous Slot article stated.

Thanks for your commentary Mr. Millbury!

“why rape is sincerely hilarious”

YEP.

As if the 14,000 Kinja Deals I have to scroll through aren’t proof enough, Tom comes right out and admits that he is For Sale.

How many banned accounts does Kaceytron have? My guess is 0. While her character has delusions of grandeur, it’s not representative of malicious intent. She’ll make an awful guide on changing the meta, but she doesn’t tell players how to be toxic or ruin the experiences of others. If Kaceytron is toxic in-game, it…

No, it’s most people who drive with straight arms even before they have to do any kinds of manoeuvres that are really wrong and uncomfortable. And look ridiculous.

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

It is because you are intentionally sitting in the wrong seat, hoping that whoever purchases that seat is too confrontation-avoidant to ask you to move. That makes you a total dick.

To be a pain in the ass?

Star Trek: TNG: Tapestry. That was enough to both convince me that we should, simultaneously, desperately wish to change the impetuousness of youth while refusing to do so.

Why do you think waifu or husbando pillows are ridiculous? If people want to buy them men or women more power to them.

I would say that’s accurate. I mean look at the Imitation Game and its casting.

That was my absolutely TERRIBLE attempt at a Salem witch trial joke! So I haven’t actually eaten there. (Sorry for the blasphemy Puritan back room I’m sure you’re delicious!)

I don’t know. Mine was burned, and totally drowning in mayonnaise. They said they had to do that to make sure it was okay to eat, but...seemed kind of ruined at that point.