Years ago I was in the ATM business when our customers (banks) started getting sued by advocates for the visually-impaired because they did not have “equal access” to the same 24-hour banking services that sighted people did. As a low-level product manager, I approached the American Bankers Assn to act as a broker to…

Justin’s just waiting for a M8...

Attention Duelists!

Carry on brave one and live out your duty, holy protector of the divine word saved.

And Optimus Prime

Just buy a fucking PC already.

Track: Chicken ‘n’ Dump | Artist: Mike & The Melvins | Album: Three Men And A Baby

Yes.

Hey brother!

Oh man, the cold open to the movie is still one of the most hysterically offensive things I’ve ever seen. It’s just so fucking over the top it’s almost eloquent. Of course, the rest of the movie is the equivalent of a sick cow’s udder bile getting colored brown and labeled chocolate milk, but for those first five…

Hey honey remember how all of your intimate artistic passions left you a broken man, pitifully begging the public to relieve the audacious debt of your fradulent lifestyle? Well I just picked up a cheque from my iPhone game where you change hairstyles so you’re off the hook.

He’ll just tell himself: “I made that bitch famous.”

he’s sad because he has to fly away..

forever 290

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As I said on Twitter:

Well if your A6 has the 4.2, it’s like 17 timing chains in there.

Ever since I left the Cita...DEL!