I kid, I kid.

Keep yelling it. One day the fuckers in power may actually hear us.

Nah, she’s just expressing an opinion that a good majority of us share.

And we’re supposed to be respectful and understanding of all the lovely cultures of the world.....riiiiiiight.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

That article worked well if you read it in Hunter S. Thompson/Johnny Depp voice.

She’d been hoping for a quiet night’s rest, not two men shouting at a TV, so the man prepared her a drugged cup of tea. She slept until noon the next day.

Misread your agreement statement.

You ask the impossible.

You think that because someone can’t afford a luxury item, and we’re talking luxury items here, not bread to feed the family, that they can take it?

Not a valid argument. I’ve done this this to a database containing close to 500 million unique entries in an afternoon.

Entitlement trumps logic. This is the new world order. Have a Ferrari.

Stop telling me what I won’t do. YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!

and anchovies, and kale.

But how is it nefarious when you’re the one doing the activity.......

And we’re all made of stars.

But your money isn’t a tangible thing either. You get paid electronically into an an electronic bank account. Neither is your identity, its all bits and bytes stored on a hard drive somewhere. It’s all electrons.

So you won’t mind if I steal all your online personal details and your CC numbers? Because, they’re not tangible things.