Actually, there’s a stereotype of the NYC idiot who goes Upstate, thinks he’s in the wilderness, accidentally shoots someone’s dog, and skips town without saying anything.

Actually, there’s a stereotype of the NYC idiot who goes Upstate, thinks he’s in the wilderness, accidentally shoots someone’s dog, and skips town without saying anything.

They should eliminate the middleman and go fuck themselves.

Not that shouldn’t be enough, but also they lionize a man who’s cheated on three wives, acts creepy towards his own daughters, and boasts about being self-important enough to assault women by grabbing pussies. Yeah, who wouldn’t want a slice of that.

Nah. Even this isn’t truly a pivot from Trump, as Trump also is on record hating the terrible child separation (that is totally a Trump policy). It’s just a fig leaf of pretended virtue. He’s aware he’s going to burdened with the public disdain, and illegality of Trump, without access to any of the lucre, and…

To dazzle would-be admirers and strike fear into the hearts of miscreants. Somewhere between playing ninja cops and pretending to be Batman. I’m sure it looked impressive in his head.

A pack of playing cards is also handy on hikes. If you ever get lost in the woods, all you have to do is start playing solitaire, and within minutes someone will look over your shoulder and tell you that you can put that red nine on the black ten.

The correct answer to this is to deny the bus-driver’s authority unless he can present his long form birth certificate. If he does present that, or any other documentation, declare it a forgery and demand he begin self-deportation immediately. In a way, you’d be right, as he’s being truly un-American.

Anywhere that Fox News broadcasts can be a problem.

Anywhere that Fox News broadcasts can be a problem.

Primary role of the state is reining in law breaking? Not sure which state he’s talking about. In these United States, it’s primary that we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty…