Great video. Sousaphone, says my internal pedant.

I love his disguise. Puts on a ski hat with short sleeves and carries a briefcase, think he’s gonna blend right in.

You say that like it’s all on her, as though Cambridge Analytica hasn’t blatantly come out and say that was their goal:

I’m happy about this, but it may just be the idea that anyone else (including random name out of a phone book) is president.

I love her voice.

Wondering now if they used adult film actresses to keep his attention during previous debate prep, and that’s why there’s multiple confidentiality agreements.

If this is a stunt for a Sacha Cohen movie, I’m going to be kind of annoyed.

That was my guess, thought it’s as likely to be a series of girlfriends, and work opportunities that went away. Foreigners were largely to blame in his mind, but in actuality they all left when they got to know him well.

This seems like the origin story of a supervillain.

We had them in college. You get used to it quickly, and only really remember when you hear two people having sex in the shower.

I dunno, your tone seems kind of hysterical to me. Can you post a copy of your birth certificate? And get some skin cells to check?

Gates owns only about 1% of Microsoft, the bulk of his remaining fortune is diversified elsewhere. It’d be hard for Trump to take him down economically with a surgical tweet, he’d have to tank a whole lot of the economy to do so.

He drives around in a bus that says “MURDERERS, RAPISTS, KIDNAPPERS, CHILD MOLESTORS [sic], AND OTHER CRIMINALS ON BOARD.” But it’s just him on board? Seems like he should be taken in for questioning.  

Don’t live your life in a way that’s considerate to racists. The lack of language skills in the US is not a sign of strength, it’s a badge of ignorance.

Since Trump tends to agree with the last person he spoke to, I wonder if Trump will come out of this denouncing capitalism and glorifying the Kim dynasty. I know it seems unlikely, but a decade ago I would have thought it crazy if you told me the Republican president was a Putin fanboy.

Yeah. At times it’s frightening, at times it’s reassuring that he’s not too smart.

I wonder if it’s a bit of a switch now. Back in the day, a woman in a “man’s profession” didn’t have to be just competent, they had to be exceptional. Now in gynecology, to survive professionally a male doc can’t just be competent. He has to be able to dance backwards while wearing high heels.

Yeah, I spent fourteen years at college university and can see that happening. Yes, he’s inappropriate and racist, but he’s an institution. Hoping we’re seeing the end of an era that tolerates this bullshit.

I was in the same situation, nephew wanted ice cream before dinner. We were at a redneck county fair. But we’re both white, so I threw him over my shoulder like he was a sack of potatoes and went on our merry way. When he eventually stopped crying I got him pizza then ice cream. Yeah, could have gone differently if I…

A guy who’s now world-famous for being rude to the folks who prepare his food? Who is probably dependent on others to prepare his food? If only there were some sort of natural consequences for such actions...