This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

Second paragraph, last sentence:

For the prestige

Divorce yourself from hating the success of the Warriors and the colossus they’ve built, and it’s just such beautiful basketball.

Curry off the bench is dangerous. Take it from me, a guy who once ate some curry I found on a bench.

he just keeps trying while being deliciously heckled by everyone around him.

I’m with you on red interiors - so tacky. There is one exception though;

I hope someone sends this to Goose Gossage.

Red Sox fan here. And while it very much pains me to say, the current Yankees team is, if not lovable, certainly a very likeable team that is a lot of fun to watch.

Who the fuck judges someone negatively because they prefer milk chocolate over dark chocolate?

Are you as hipster in real life as your comment suggests?

Of all the breath we waste on sports, mock drafts and bracketology are the wastiest.

That’s how my dad types. Two index fingers, striking each key with purpose, like he’s writing a strongly worded letter to Herbert Hoover

More generally, the definition of an earned run - “any run that scores against a pitcher without the benefit of an error or a passed ball” - implies that the “earning” is done by the offense, NOT by the pitcher. The idea isn’t that the pitcher has earned his fate, it’s that the offense legitimately manufactured a run.…

And finally, there’s Sly and the Family Stone. They’re not really superheroes, though. More just like everyday people. 

dark chocolate is the chocolate you eat when you’re too old to love candy

I don’t think Season 2 is that bad, but then again I’ve been pretty messed up since having Mexican shark DNA injected into me.

In the sequel, the hero is “Ashe Corven,” which is about as subtle.

I don’t care how old it gets but I’m posting this every time anyone mentions Michael Rapaport.

why so mad about it? You think everyone’s talking “open concept” because they all saw some house hunter show on HGTV and you’re bristling because they think they know what they’re talking about, but they don’t?