No. Any other questions?

“What benefit does it give to the person being dumped?”

You know how it sounds when the Breitbart crowd posts about “Obummer,” or “Killary?” We sound exactly the same when we throw around “clever” nicknames.

I thought your point was that complaints about the Avengers and complaints about Titanic were similar (I disagree with that). Did I misunderstand you?

Right? Those “how can I get emotionally invested complainers” are the worst! I also hate it when people don’t see the world the way I do.

This looks like something Paris Hilton would drive. (That is not a compliment.)

My dog has vomited every one of those shades!

I never mentioned Vision, Gamora or Loki. I was answering your specific question about “a fucking brilliant scene between a scared Peter and a broken, PTSD Tony.”

Sure, we knew the boat would sink, but we didn’t know that Leo would die or that Kate would live. That established stakes and tension.

“Why should knowing that there’s a part II coming undercut a fucking brilliant scene between a scared Peter and a broken, PTSD Tony?”

I assume you object to speedskating in general, since the ice and blades mostly eliminate the friction that runners have to overcome?

What happened to 99% of people, cars, music, clothing styles, etc that were popular in the the 80's and 90's? The market wanted something new and moved on.

Many people were saying it. The best people. Big if true.

I feel like you’re trying to get a zinger in on me (ok), but it’s impossible to land this particular arrow without also hitting yourself.

What kind of insecure weirdo has opinions about other people’s chocolate preferences??

Bartolo Colon has faced batters that were pitched to by Catfish Hunter, Dock Ellis and Fergie Jenkins.

Eric Da’Birdman

It’s really a motherfucker, isn’t it?

Carmelo Anthony is a world-class plate-spinner, which is to say he has an exceptionally unique set of skills and is among the best in the world at what he does; it just so happens that what he does is not particularly useful to a basketball team.

Nothing worse than working hard to prepare a well-timed meal, only to watch it grow cold and limp while you wait for your guests to arrive.