You know who makes stuff I really like? Thomas Wilson, the actor best known for playing Biff Tannen. He makes cool art.

I’m trying to figure out where you live but the fact that your English seems fluent is throwing me off.

You can accelerate the ripening of a tomato by placing it in a paper bag.

Like Sir Mix-A-Lot said, “Pablo face with a Reuben booty.”

I usually just read, but since this is a white person thing, I thought I could jump in: For whatever reason, sometime around 201o, bacon became an obsession of white hipsters and proclaiming one’s love of bacon became a weird indicator of coolness.

If you showed the painting to somebody who didn’t know Sanders and asked them to imagine what the subject actually looked like, I bet the image in their head would be more attractive than the real deal.

So that’s why ghosts are always moaning, huh?

No Hakeem, Robertson or West on your list, but Russell Westbrook???

Still undefeated? Death.

I’m glad James Harden and the Rockets are having success. For the last four years, the Warriors have played some of the most entertaining, aesthetically pleasing basketball ever, and it still became cool to shit on them relentlessly.

“Step Brother Catches Hot Sister Banged Hard by Old Granddad.”

Woo-hoo!

Congrats. It’s an incredibly exciting step and a fun process. Sure, it can be stressful and there can disappointment, but there are lots of “perfect” houses out there and if you miss the first one, another won’t be far behind.

I’m old and don’t understand what’s happening.

Shame you didn’t stick around. Not only did you miss one of the greatest shows in history, but you missed the final episodes where Skylar rips into Walter and makes it clear to him and the audience that Walter White is full of shit and all of his, “I’m just doing it for my family” sanctimony was used to mask his…

“The police discovered a ledger that cops believe lists names and amounts of money owed by those people for said weed.”

Poe’s Law strikes again!

I was a subscriber for about 6 months.

1) Well, nobody’s Burfict.

“You can play in grease???”