Wow fuck you.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Oh wait I assumed you meant Trump and the cave thing, carry on with your more reasonable discussion of the journalists.

Everyone is so mad in an Apple store that employees always looked shocked, surprised, and blessed when I respond to horrible news with a chipper, “oh okay no problem! Sure!” I don’t do it for them. I’ve been waiting uncountable minutes in this white and chrome hell hole. I do this to entertain myself. Your surprise…

Isn’t his second wife also his third wife? Amber may not be entirely clear of him yet.

She said that small children (he was like 15 months at the time) aren’t lactose intolerant so she was saying it was a milk allergy. He did eventually grow out of it. I still wonder though because I’m lactose intolerant and his symptoms were very much like mine. I gave him soy milk for a few years and now he’s fine. He…

Considering that Elon Musk seemed to have some sort of creepy obsession with Amber Heard, this isn’t surprising. He probably spent a little time with her, learned that she was human and not some mythical creature, and got bored.

I’m sorry BigRomper industries™ has been lying to you, but apparently they only work on perfectly proportional people. And as an egg person I can guarantee you that something that cuts off at the hip bones (not the natural waist, for me they’re different anyway I think) is not flattering whatsoever. It is the least…

Rompers in general hurt my feelings. I have almost no torso, my ribcage ends at my hip bones. They practically grind against each other. I’m also thickest in the middle. Thanks for reminding me I’m shaped like a silly putty egg, rompers. And I’m short! So rompers will never be for me, which makes me sad because I love…

So sad about this! You guys have such witty banter. But I’m still a fan and will keep listening every week. Dirtcast has been such an amazing escape from our current descent into dystopia.

Hey Maddie! Love the podcast and looking forward to this weeks ep on my commute home tonight. Curious why Bobby has left the podcast? Will you be looking for a new co host a la Kelly Ripa?

Noooo Bobby! Don’t leave Dirtcast!

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

But please, God, turn off the sound. (Back when the game first came out, I had a cross-country redeye with someone audibly shooting pigs in back of me, and I was too BobbyFinger to confront them.)

You ain’t know their BMI. You ain’t know their health.

So that’s your only takeaway from this article??

YES. Rewatching the series as an adult, Xander is a creep. He’s a Nice Guy who thinks if he puts friendship coins in Buffy, she’ll sex him. Ugh.

Also his tendency to always “correct” Anya’s behavior was so aggravating! Like he was so embarrassed by her when in fact she was a smart, self-possessed woman! Fuck that guy.

Xander. Is. The. Worst. He’s like the prototypical beta male who shames everyone who isn’t attracted to him or acts exactly how he thinks they should act, then freaking dumps the one woman who overlooks that. I rewatched recently and just hated him so much.