“In Russia, Weave Memers you!”*

“We will have no racism at the World Cup. We have new word, there is no direct translation.”

So it’s cool hitting some other player with a shell, but the first time a shell hits you, in VR, that’s gonna be a real, big shock. Hope they find a way to tone that down.

I wish I had a more hopeful answer, but America recently had some sort of a nationwide count on this, and the results make for a grim reality. And I’m not sure that “thug” has yet left the lexicon for.....let’s say 25% of the voters?

I can see where you’re coming from, but “reaching a Popeye moment” does not equal “suffering a mental illness”.

When you said “get us some gun control”, you meant “get us a wider and stricter security control zone around politicians than before, paid for by the population that pay taxes”, no?

All it would take for me to get excited about this would be a reason why I should turn my head away from where my hands are. Simple, and actually uses the tech to do something otherwise un-achievable. Ah well.

“Requiring paperwork to prove your faith”.

If there’s one thing I know about America, you can call yourself what you want, then let the courts decide. Besides, I don’t remember “being a Christian” needing certification.

[distant voice] “let him talk!”

“I love America. America is the name I gave to the well-done steak I just ordered.”

“Most surprising surprise of E3 2017"?

Never gonna happen. I mean, unless something genuinely earthshaking happens with the top flight of English football, then English players will continue to be hood ornaments that seem great surrounded by players that had the foresight to be born elsewhere and learn how to play before coming to England, but wilt when…

“XboxWonks”

Because we raced Chocobos and not enough people liked it.

I don’t say this very often, but where the hell was Triple H when we need him.

“E3: Presented, to the press and fans. Intended, for the shareholders and the board”

Until the “average American voter” can have a reaction to Socialist policies and not say:

OMG not enough people buy our laptops.

I try to be as gender-neutral with cursing, which ends up with me sometimes getting into trouble for calling people a Tristram Hunt or a Richard the First, no matter whether their body contains such a thing.