When I finished reading your column, I thought you were intentionally mirroring the work of Reilly's shock while identifying the main problem with the article. Or, did it come from your genuine outrage an article of this caliber can exist and be interpreted as a moral stance on maybe race or something?
If only 1% is…

Well, if that was closer to this. With his style of play and perceivable attitude...

Translation, ahem...

Well once again, it appears that Tom Brady has proven the more efficient and accurate quarterback with a greater ability to comprehend strategy...

[Reads post]

Damn.

YES, FUCK THIS ROLLING STONE ARTICLE. Point Blank. Authors failed in all areas except describing Aaron's past from unnamed sources.

So good.

Jim was working in character at first; Bret gave it away in the beginning with his smirk. Jim obviously has some damage going on though.

Then Whitlock & Olberman give a nod to Deadspin for breaking down the sports journalists and the sports journal media by forcing them to not be a self-absorbing and judgmental cog in a visceral business of circle-jerks?

Olberman is working again; goes H.A.M. right away and swinging his Dick Around.

Big difference between "hitting" and "tackling". Everybody gets hit or gives hits. Offensive players may be placed in vulnerable situations, but everyone on offense or defense is placed in a vulnerable situation. Special teams is a fucking madhouse. I say the game protects offensive players too well because the idea…

+1

Damn I am captivated by that random Timbaland & Magoo poster in a goofy teenage girls skit.

Its A Slap

Two of the best, James Brown & Luciano Pavarotti: A Man's World

But this one always sets it off though, from Talking Book my personal favorite of Stevie Wonder.

Great choice Dom; try this one too.

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