...and a bunch of filler and waste of time. It was funnier in my head when I wrote it.

I believe that was the subtitle of the second movie ...

My wife and I were talking about this very topic yesterday. The Republicans have bullied the Dem's into being embarrassed about all the good that's happened in the last several years. The economy is great, unemployment is down, and more people have access to health care. And yet they ran away from that message.

Sounds like the next episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Nope. He's livin' la vida loca.

What kind of crappy food are you feeding your dog?

Yeah, except that Hester basically refused to play WR last season, saying he wanted to focus on the return game. Hester gave up on himself.

And the paper burns just fine.

The math is great, but would the bat survive the hit? I think not. So you'd need the bat made of a material which could absorb that much force.

My guess is that he really wasn't that size when they arrived, but the stadium food will make you a little bloaty.

No WAVES??? Is it even baseball then?

Face it, the only reason there are no female umpires is that managers would never win another argument... ever.

Actually not. The NCAA limits the amount of money a scholarship athlete can make at a job (see Proposition 62). It allows them to earn up to $ 2,000 a YEAR.

Yeah, I have a ball hit by Joe Girardi (circa Colorado Rockies) tossed to me by Sammy Sosa, and later signed by Ryne Sandberg (pre HOF I believe) and I still have no idea what box we put it in.

demon rum.

Ummm.... where the hell is Ygritte???

Oh come on... Portugal scored a tying goal in the 95th minute of a 90 minute game. Don't tell me you know how long the game is going to be. Even the referees don't really know.

I've been a "long suffering" Cub fan long enough to own the term — I still think it's a dumb tradition. You won't go to a single major league ballpark in America and see it done. That doesn't make it special or cute... just dumb.

...and she was arrested at the Luke Bryan concert too — for fighting.

Yeah, but is your name going to be in a GOT book?