Skynet approves of this advancement.

It still hurts...

A twitch channel ran by a streamer and streamers mod team is not a democracy. Just like if you walked into a business and said that this business is “cancer” the owner has every right to throw you out of the store, refuse your money, and ban you from the property.

The owner of any channel gets to set their own rules for what they deem acceptable. If anyone does not like that, they can fuck off.

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

Relevant: Age of consent map (lots of caveats by state so check the link)

Goddamn...I know it’s the maximum but 5 years for hacking a video game? That’s fucking barbaric. It’s unbelievable how corrupt and random our court system is. A landlord can steal someone’s security deposit and the police, by law, do not investigate it, but someone can steal some fake video nonsense and get years in…

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

How about not shooting children as a start?

The Audi looks considerably better than either the BMW or the Merc.

How did Audi redesign a car that doesn’t exist yet?

No, as a several time rider, you know the reality of risk, you ride, you win. Motor sports are dangerous, as written on the back of every ticket to every event.

Ultimately, this just makes Blue Hole look pathetic.

Fuck this guy. He ain’t fast. He’s slow as shit and runs like a dummy. Can’t even run fast.

Best part, he doesn’t mind foreigners when they pay:

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.