I love the fact that it’s 2018 and we’re still jumping bikes over shit like its the 70s.

People are probably too afraid that JR Smith will somehow fuck it up for them. It is in Cleveland after all.

Yes, yes you are.

It seems to be missing the thrusty bits... And I don’t mean Elvis’ hips.

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

Good god, man! Are you insane? We’re still dealing with the last not-that-realistic robot that got out and interacted with the US government:

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

I may need a plan B pill.

its an LC, not a Taco.

I was living and working in Afghanistan. One morning I was entering my office and there was an old maroon Land Cruiser just like this parked outside. I noticed it had a faded dealer sticker on it still; it was from the small Toyota dealer in the rural area where I grew up. I’d probably SEEN it before, but in the US.

“It also boasts working head” 

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.