Go to toilet. Accidentally get deeply involved in a different conversation on your way back. “It has been great talking to you. Do you know where the bathroom is?” It is very hard to take offense at someone who needs to pee.

Hey, don’t insult abortion.

To put yourself in the middle of that story, claiming it as your own to get mentioned on Jezebel is narcissistic and callous. “A kid died.” It is beyond disrespectful. It is trivialization as perhaps only the Internet can offer. I am so saddened that you think this is completely ok in tone and content, for That…

>>He crossed his leg and started filing his gnarly toenails. I practically sat on MrPeaches lap for the rest of the flight.

That is too horrible and real to be in this contest. I am sure his memory is a blessing but that is actually tragic.

You siare . You get the sedatives *before* you get on the plane.

All those freaking passengers were babies once too. Fucking A — people who were not babies can bitch. Everyone else should stfu.

Hating on babies is a national sport. Yet we all understand that grown men scream dunkenly, vomit, and are abusive. Because, you known, grown white men are awesome and babies suck.

Great. Now I have a seizure.

I was once one of a fairly long flight, from southern coastal Mexico. I was up front surrounded by contractors who were flirting with the fa, getting smashed, and bragging about cheating on their taxes. I was there with my girls — then two and six. The girls were mellow; lost of prep, lots of reading aloud, and just…

How about a tattoo of a breast milk necklace?

So you get divorced when you are pregnant, are you required to have an abortion.

This, A thousand times this.

Yeah, poor and black. So much for compassion for someone struggling to work...

Biscuits and gravy, forget that ... Biscuits and Porn

They are really old. Fifty of them are over 65.

Money and admission of guilt is important. Pursuing it is painful

It’s spelled, “white privilege” but it is pronounced, “human rights”.

as to a) here is some data on the actual regime which was (*snort*) building a plant of pharmaceuticals to help its people:

Federal consumer protection was initially create with the creation of the FTC in 1914. It was in part a response to the publication of The Jungle. One of its first mandates was to protect food safety. Nadar was not even born. Wow. The sheer scope of your ignorance illustrates that it is always possible on the Internet…