Ewwwwwwww!

CA is a big state. The massively irrigated agricultural part is desert. I assure you that there are no farms in the redwoods, by definition. Have you ever driven out to Tracy? Once you get over the hills the terrain changes incredibly. And this is the area where agriculture is concentrated.

I have found Uber less reliable than cabs. If they do not decide to pick you up, then you have no way to review the driver. Only people who have taken rides can review.

Because he wanted to say, "STOP MAKING ME LUST FOR YOUR YOUNG HOT BODIES YOU SLUTS" without using all caps.

Or have breasts. Sluts have breasts. Because men look at them, viola! sluts.

YOU HAVE TITS! I LOOKED AT THEM! YOU ARE A SLUT! STOP TEMPTING ME!

I think it is a troll.

I think this program, with better movies, should become a requirement for Universities receiving Federal Aid.

Or no massively subsidized agriculture in a dessert. You know, one or the other.

If the farms close maybe 2% of the entire economy.

Hey sweetie if you think there are too many people on the planet, then self-actualization of your beliefs is simple. You should off yourself. If you believed your rhetoric, well you would not be here to bother us.

>gigantic, consumptive child at an Easter party

Of course not. Swooped around and walked away. Like, why is she lying on the floor like that? Oh well. One of my friends was coming up, saw it, and did 45 degree turn the other direction. We had a moment of "it did not happen" eye contact.

Perfect. You win.

That is fucking awesome.

I love Jez.

I had a similar dress. My friend came up and shoved her two fingers down the dress, between my tits. I mean, in my décolletage. I delicately objected.

I know so many goddamn weddings where beating the shit out of the Dad's girlfriend would have be fucking awesome.

Thank you! So many people post the wrong damn fish. How hard is it to get it right?

I knitted my flag myself on the bus. Some dude tried to take the seat tho'